- pregnant one: *gives birth*
- newborn baby: im gay.
- baby daddy: i support you.
- fat black girl: zippity zop zoobidy bob
- newborn baby: *sings a journey song*
i hate when i’m in the middle of taking a huge poop and someone rings my doorbell
OMG HOLD ON
Friday Jan 1 @ 06:46pm
- mom: are you ready for school?
- me: meeki funtoogi garsha hee queega
- mom: no more sims for you
fuck everything and everyone.
can’t wait to graduate and escape all of these dumbass people and finally be free.
and fuck you, too.
Sunday Jan 1 @ 08:52pmApparently when the doctor told my parents that my ears will be very sensitive for the next week, they heard “you should definitely start screaming from now on. Also turn your music and tv up all the way until abbie’s ears feel like they are exploding thanks”
Saturday Jan 1 @ 08:19pmdo you ever have a tab open for so long that you start to feel emotionally attached to it?
Saturday Jan 1 @ 10:41pmI got a twitter. Still not a huge fan of it. @abigailcarson follow me or something i guess
Friday Jan 1 @ 04:57pm
look guys i’m actually posting and reblogging stuff instead of creeping down everyone’s posts for hours and not doing anything
aren’t you all proud?
Tuesday Jan 1 @ 10:22pm